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Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in
Simon Eli Liebowitz's InsaneJournal:
| Wednesday, January 27th, 2010 | |
| 2:25 am | [yearbook]; |
| Sunday, January 17th, 2010 | |
| 5:14 pm | 47; Special Field Edition ATTENTION NEOPOLIS, this is the Phantom Reporter reporting live from the field in the middle of what is likely to go down in history as the Neopolitan War! The city's defenses are working against the clock to prevent V.I.L.L.A.I.N.'s Doomsday Device from annihilating the entire city and all of it's occupants! The disarming effort is being spearheaded by the faculty of Neopolis Academy, recently freed from their captivity in Caesar's Palace. Throughout the city Academy students possessing the fourteen necessary keys for deactivation are racing to the Device, fighting through hoards of monsters, robots and henchmen to deliver their payloads and prevent utter devastation! This intrepid reporter is riding shotgun on one such mission, flanked presently by Vera 'NIGHTSHADE' Matthews and Mandy 'ELECTROCLASH' McNamara, with Annie 'NINKASI' Brewski, Sasha 'FOXY SHEBA' Wallace, Kai 'RIFT' Mahoe and several others providing cover! The experience is truly exhilarating and terrifying, with certain doom and untold obstacles lurking around every corner! Fear not, citizens - the Phantom will continue to report till the end, and god willing a headline of VICTORY FOR NEOPOLIS is not far off! Godspeed everybody - and good luck. |
| Thursday, January 14th, 2010 | |
| 8:00 pm | 46; The Clown thinks he's won. He thinks he has us beaten down, that he's taken all hope. He doesn't realize that you can't stop the night. And I am the night. He wants a fight? Here, of all places? The Clown thinks this is his backyard, but he's about to learn an important lesson: This is my city. |
| Wednesday, January 13th, 2010 | |
| 5:38 pm | 45; [Filtered to Students & Fac] Stakeout Artist. Interrogator. Vampire Slayer. Now Diamond Thief. This experience may be killing my nerves, but my resume is going to be golden. |
| Monday, January 11th, 2010 | |
| 2:34 pm | 44; Okay, off to fight some vampires. Nasty, bitey, sharp-fanged vampires. How hard can this be? Even Xander never died. I can totally be Xander. FML. |
| Friday, January 8th, 2010 | |
| 9:46 pm | 43; Vampires. Why does it always have to be vampires. [NYNoir Group] Guys, is this really necessary? I only tried to untie her |
| Tuesday, January 5th, 2010 | |
| 10:51 pm | 42; I think all the dope I rustled was a bum steer, team. I could have got more, but Vera dry gulched my rube. Looks like a busted flush to me, see. [Locked to NY Group Minus Kai] Uh, I also think Kai took one too many blows to the head in the brawl. |
| Sunday, January 3rd, 2010 | |
| 3:12 pm | 41; Actually, you know what? This isn't so bad. |
| Saturday, January 2nd, 2010 | |
| 7:24 pm | 40; OKAY DON'T PANIC SDFGSDFGSDFG NOBODY PANIC |
| Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009 | |
| 12:21 pm | 39; Bored To Death is so eerily familiar I think I should sue Jonathan Ames for copyright infringement. On a more positive note: anyone want to go see the Holmes premiere on the 25th? Costumes mandatory. |
| Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 | |
| 12:49 pm | 38; Maybe I should have stayed kidnapped till after exams. |
| Sunday, December 20th, 2009 | |
| 1:51 am | 37; Well, you all took your sweet ass time, didn't you? I will now accept all of your congratulations for having been totally right, though. Sorry to make you wait so long on the delivery, but I was sort of busy being held captive in an underground cavern by a sociopathic Pavarotti. No big. |
| Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 | |
| 9:07 pm | 36; omg I did it I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I SOLVED THE CASE OF THE SHOWBIZ SABOTEUR!!! [NOTE: Simon stopped replying to comments a few minutes after this post went up. He never showed up in the Magic Common Room to reveal his findings. DUN DUN DUNNN.] |
| Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 | |
| 12:34 am | 35; I have to sweep for clues. |
| Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 | |
| 7:25 pm | 34; I'd just like to put out a word of warning that not all of the mistletoe out there is enchanted to result in makeout sessions. Some of them have totally different effects, because it just wouldn't be magic without some wildly unpredictable and wholly unfunny surprises. So if you're thinking of finding some mistletoe to camp out under in the hopes of some pleasant holiday-themed nookie, This has been a civic-minded announcement from the Phantom Newspaper. Thanks to an anonymous tipster for the information. |
| Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 | |
| 12:53 am | 33; OH YES. The Association of Memorabilia Historians are finally releasing their Golden Age collection, which means Six Inch Maquette Limited Edition Phantom Reporter Figurine with Engraved Phantom Typewriter Baseplate!!!  Three weeks and this will be on my bookshelf, aw yea! |
| Sunday, November 15th, 2009 | |
| 3:23 pm | 32; [Private to Adam, Jack, Steve, Wally, Braden & Joe] Public Service Announcement of Thinly Veiled Pride: I have a date. [Private to Tash] I will be bringing a plus one to your dinner, athankyewverymuch. [Private to Victoria] Victoria, my dear, my heart, my benevolent associate: I need your help. |
| Wednesday, November 11th, 2009 | |
| 10:27 am | 31; Missing scripts. Stolen wardrobe. Sabotaged furniture. Defamed backdrops. A primary suspect who professes innocence. What we appear to have on our hands, my valued peers of the stage, is a bona-fide mystery. I'll be overseeing this investigation personally, so please report any further irregularities to me directly. I'm going to need to interview several of you individually to corroborate stories. The game, to quote a certain Victorian predecessor in my field, is afoot! {*backdated to yesterday, because I'm a putz and forgot about MusicalPlot*} |
| Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 | |
| 6:25 pm | 30; oh god where am i and WHY DOES MY FACE HURT SO MUCH DFGSDFHSHFSHF |
| Monday, November 2nd, 2009 | |
| 5:49 pm | 29; Well, I'm just SO FREAKING GLAD that everyone in Science is having a GAY OL' TIME with their EXTRA SPECIAL SUPER FUN NEW SUPER POWERS. No, don't worry about ME, it doesn't suck to be the only one who swapped NORMALCY for MORE NORMALCY or anything. I'm sure it can't be the LEAST BIT INTERESTING to shoot LIGHTNING BOLTS or FLY or ANYTHING. YOU CAN ALL JUST SUCK IT |